Live a long time
Men can pee standing up. We live an extra four years (on average). Most women wouldn’t swap.
There are downsides to being pregnant, of course, like getting to know how a beached whale feels for the final couple of months and all the hideousness that comes with squeezing the little figure-wrecker out at the end of it all.
Ask for things
We don’t have masculine pride stopping us from asking for help, which is why we tend to get to places quicker and do things better than men (most of the time). And while we’re at it, we’re better at making new friends, sharing our problems and resolving disputes too.
Have one, then another, then another…
We’re talking orgasms, rather than pints (we admit we’re not so good at multiple pints). So while our men are waiting to get their mojo back (sometimes till the next morning!), we can lie back and let them pleasure us. For hours.
But suppose it’s not a good sex session. In fact, imagine it’s a really bad sex session with someone who is both lovably well-meaning and frustratingly cack-handed. You don’t want to hurt his feelings, and you don’t want his horrible, clumsy pawing to go on any longer. Simple – you fake it. We’d love to see a man pull that one off (so to speak!).
Wear skirts, wear trousers, wear anything
Let’s face it, anyone who’s ventured up to the man bit of GAP knows the horrible truth of it. Most men’s clothes are dull with a capital D. Saying this though, even if the men section in shops doesn’t have the best clothes, at least there are sites like https://outletshirts.com/polo-shirts that give men more of an option. Plus, online shopping can be done in the comfort of your own home and who doesn’t like that?
You’re probably reading this while talking to your friend on the phone and doing a few warm up stretches before the gym. That’s because you’re a woman. If you were a man you’d be reading this and doing Nothing Else Whatsoever. Because the nearest men get to successful multitasking is lifting a beer to their lips with one hand while scratching their scrotums with the other.
Make it up
Had a bad night or feeling a bit under the weather? If you’re a woman, you can just slap on the, er, slap and look (and feel) better in an instant. Cheeks rosy? Check. Dark circles gone? Check. Acne obscured? Check check check.
Become aroused …without anyone noticing
So you’re out with your boyfriend and he introduces you to his cousin, who just happens to be the hottest guy in the whole world ever. As they talk football, you conjure up a delectable fantasy involving both of them, a waterbed and a barrel of baby oil. Then you walk to the bar and order another round of drinks.
And we mean, really enjoy it. You see, even straight women can dance together, hug, tell each other how beautiful they are, even kiss, and the only thought going through the minds of male onlookers is “phwoar”.